Tuesday, August 15, 2006


This Game MIGHT Have Boobs

So there's this game. In this game there might be this picture of a girl. And that picture of a girl might be naked. And there might be boobs there. But we aren't sure, because we didn't actually look. We just wanted to post another headline with boobs in it.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006


Sony PS3 with 25 GB Hard Drive...still on Track for Spring

This Website proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that PS3 is still on track for a Spring Release with only a 25GB hard drive, not a 60GB like previously thought.

It's also free.

Thursday, April 06, 2006


{Insert Game} has Boobs

Yeah, there are these games. And in them, there are these girls. And they have breasts.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006


A Girl Touching Video Games

LOOK! A girl. And she's touching a video game. Amazing!

We know, it's not really news, but we just like using the words girl and video game in the same headline!

Tuesday, March 28, 2006


Bestbuy SLASHES XBox 360 Price!!!

This week's circular is PROOF that retailers are slashing prices on the XBox 360. Best Buy is selling the premium version of the console for $199 with a FREE IPOD!!! J. Allard must be crying now!


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